Slacker Starfish

I've slacked the past two days on the 30 mins for 30 days jazz.

My reason below:

I'M A LAZY ASS STARFISH WHO WOULD RATHER WATCH GILMORE GIRLS THAN GET HER HEALTH ON!!!!

I should get a ruler smack on the wrist for that and placed on a treadmill with a dunce cap while I sing Weird Al Yankovic's special rendition: "Eat it," and Kirsti Alley spits our her meatball sub in my face because she's laughing at how I'll end up like her for the rest of my life.

Not a good visualization - must get my ass out on the cement with the Bamino in the jogging stroller tonight.

No more lazy ass Starfishes!!!!

Someone seriously put a picture of what I would look like with wrinkles at this weight the next time I decide to put on the Gilmore Girls instead of my sneakers.

~Ally